Chicowgo

Posted on Sep 28 in Character Blog, Picturesby Kurt JensenowskiPrint

Hey Happy Cow Herd-

I woke Mike up and he was a little miffed that I had allegedly kidnapped him. He wasn’t able to get over the fact that I hadn’t packed him any clothes and had allegedly filled his suitcase with Meister Cheese. I just really thought he had enjoyed it. I mean the way he described it to me when he was eating it made me wish I wasn’t so lactose intolerant.

You know what else happened today? I crossed state lines, we rolled over the border into Illinois and for the first time in my life I have left Wisconsin. It’s a little scary, but no one in Chicowgo has tried to mug me or beat me up. They have given me directions when I asked for them. For a city full of crappy sports teams, everyone here seems to have a positive attitude towards things.

The promotion at Lottie’s went really well. People were really enjoying the Happy Cow, how could they not? Lots of good feed back, lots of contacts made, and we almost closed the deal. We even had the contract out to be signed. But something went wrong and no deal was to be had.

It’s all right though, Scroggins Baumgartner came to me in a vision and told me that everything was going to be fine. We just have to keep moving west. So were off to Kansas City. I know another guy who said he might be able to help us out.

GO WEST!!!

-Kurt The Happy Cow